Monday, May 5, 2008

ALCOHOL BAN

I am putting myself under lifetime alcohol ban after totally conking out at Cathy's birthday party last Saturday. Suffice it to say that the party lasted until 3am but I only remember the events until about 11.30. Beyond that, I was probably in some alcoholic's limbo, swishing in my own puke.
So please, if you don't want me to sock you in the head, don't ever put an alcoholic beverage near me. EVER. I'll go rabid and bit off your knickerboxers, I swear.